Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Week 2: Green Bay Packers

          I made it a point a long time ago that when it comes to The Buffalo Bills, I will avoid negativity at all cost.  That philosophy was challenged this past Sunday- but only for a second.  When my thoughts swam for the shore, ending their brief stint in the Sea of Doubt, my faith was restored.  
  • We scored 10 magical points (more than the Vikings, Falcons, 49ers, Cowboys & Jets)
  • We held our opponent to 13 offensive points (6th best in the league)
  • .................. and I am back in the Sea of Doubt

Sea of Doubt dragging us in, as portrayed in 1987's "Creep Show 2"


          This Sunday there is a Red Sox home game at 1:35.   BLEACHER BAR WILL STILL HAVE THE BILLS GAME ON WITH AUDIO!  All specials will be the same as last week. The bar will be opening up early at 10 am-- get there early and intimidate Red Sox fans away with our perfect blend of Midwest friendliness and East Coast Edge.  In all honesty, do not fear the crowds-- Sunday day games do not yield big bar crowds.
  • The Bills game is NOT on local TV.
  • $50 Gift Card to Bleacher bar will be awarded to the "best dressed Bills fan."
  • Please join the Bills Backers of Fenway facebook group to see pictures from each Sunday.
  • Be cordial to Red Sox/Patriots fans-- they know not what they do.

          Carl is out of town and myself & Nicole will be at the game in Green Bay-- if you have any questions or concerns now, or on Sunday, please contact Dave Frascogna or Justin Davies-- pictured below:

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Week 1: Miami Dolphins

        It has arrived.  After a long off-season, the start of the NFL season is only 4 days away.  This off-season the Bills were virtually ignored and the press they did receive was shockingly negative.  I went to bed night after night asking myself, "Why do they hate us? Why must the national media continue to either ignore or insult our team... our region? Do they not know all the positive attributes Bills fans possess?" We are aggressive, but not reckless, drivers.  We aren't prude, but not whorish either.  We are sarcastic, but not derisive.  We love, but we do not obsess.  Obviously, something else was afoot-- these writers must be part of a vast media conspiracy whose only goal is to stomp out the flame of hope imbedded in every Bills fan/Western/Central New Yorker's soul.   Below we detail the biggest media players involved in this conspiracy and expose their personal vendettas against our fair region:

        1.) Don "Hey ladies do me a favor and see how this burka fits" Banks

         Whoa there, Donny Banks, you are so transparent.  Clearly you are still terribly vexed that Susan B. Anthony lived in Rochester NY and campaigned for the women’s right to vote out of Seneca Falls.  It’s not the Bills/Western New York’s fault you are a raging sexist.
        2.) John "More like 15 miles on the Erie banal... ahahahahahaahaha" Clayton

        Oh my God, John Clayton, you are f-ing hilarious.  Does Joey Gladstone know you stole his "sucking at comedy" routine?  You obviously are still angry over your ancestor’s “Wagon Train Trade” business going bankrupt after the Erie Canal opened.  It’s not the Bills fault you hate progress and AMERICA!

        3.) Dan "how do you talk to an Angel? I wouldn't know I didn't get in" Wolf

        Jeeze Louise, Dan Wolf, hold a grudge much?  For the final time, the city of Buffalo apologizes for Valerie Malone’s actions on Beverly Hills 90210.  We are sorry she said you could cover the 1995 “Peach Pit After Dark’s Battle of the Bands” and then got high in Brenda’s bedroom and forgot your backstage pass.  Seriously, move on-- how can you still be this upset about not being let into a venue whose main source of entertainment was getting David Silver yipped up on Crystal Meth and allowing him to rap on stage?

       Well Don, John and Dan-- you have failed.  We are still full of as much unfounded hope as ever.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

2010 Specials

  • "Tailgate Specials" - For every Bills game, from 11-1, the bar will offer half-priced Beef on Weck and $1 sliders.
  • Free wings at kick-off and half-time.

  • The first 4 people to arrive each Sunday wearing Bills gear will get a 22 oz mug of any draft beer compliments of the Bills Backers of Fenway. 
  • Buckets of 6 Labatt Blue Bottles for $20
  • Buckets of 6 Cans of Genny Cream Ale (not stolen from your Dad's fridge) for $15
  • Buckets of "First Down Beers" - 8 Miller High Life Pony bottles for $20

Throughout the season, for every $10 you spend, you will be eligible to win a trip to Buffalo to see the Bills play the Browns in Buffalo. Airfare, hotel, and game tickets compliments of Bleacher Bar-- all you have to do is eat and drink while watching the Bills.